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Perhaps others will be heroes in our name. Perhaps we will both be stories. And may those stories n e v e r end. 

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Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

  • Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
  • Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.
  • Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
  • Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
  • Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
  • Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
  • Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
  • Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
  • Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
  • Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
  • Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
  • Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
  • Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
  • Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
  • Hercules: I --
  • Percy: Dude, I could go all day.
  • Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
  • Percy: Been there.
  • Hercules: The minotaur --
  • Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
  • Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
  • Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
  • Herucles: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
  • Percy: Well, we done here?
  • Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
  • Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
  • Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*

They were talking about how the original swap meat episode was meant to be about Sam and Dean swapping bodies and how they changed that (x

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t-high-la420:

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

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ceeberoni:

64px:

my dad just called me phil for literally no reason

how do you phil about it

im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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ohawkguy:

hawkeye vs. deadpool #00

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